Friday, January 11, 2008

Like Perrier Jouët, Indubitably

I am retaining so much fluid I can almost hear myself sloshing when I move. There is so much gas inside me I can feel it pressing against my skin for release.

I have become a
bottle of champagne.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I will "never" complain about my post-menopausal bloating again.
Love you Tracy.
Hang in there....
Aunt Cheriexooxoxox

Anonymous said...

Of the finest vintage!
L'Y, AJ